Idiot Test Original

 WeLcoMe to ThE IdiOt TeSt!

ScOriNg:


20 = Genius

17 – 19 = Brilliant
13 – 16 = Smarty Pants
9 – 12 = Average Joe

5 – 8 = Bonehead

0 – 4 = Nincompoop

1.  Which is heavier, a pound of feathers of a rock that weighs one pound?

2. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days?

3. Is it legal in California for a man to marry to his widow’s sister?

4. If I have 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

5. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?

6. How many animals of each species did Moses take on the ark?

7. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

8. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman’s brother. How come?

9.  How many outs are in an inning of baseball?

10.  A tree has 24 birds in it. Two hunters shoot 9 of the birds. How many birds are left in the tree?

11. If you have only one match and you walk into a room that has one candle, one kerosene lamp, and a wood-burning stove which would you light first?

12.  A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposures. A bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

13. There is a family with a mother a father and seven sisters. Each sister has one brother. How many people are in the family total?

14. What was the President’s name in 1970?

15. A yellow one-story house has three rooms. All the rooms have yellow walls and yellow furniture. Even the TV is yellow. What color are the stairs?

16. Why are 2011 pennies worth more than 2010 pennies?

17. What goes up and down but doesn't move?

18.  You have two coins that together equal 15 cents. One of them is not nickel. What are they?

19. If a plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?

20. Larry's Father has five sons. Their names are One, Two, Three, Four ... Can you guess the name of the 5th son?